Corey Woods gave up her career choice of being Wonder Women a long time ago, but has instead settled for the art of storytelling. She was born and raised in a small town called Fruitvale, B.C. Seriously I'm not making it up, it's an actual place! If you google it, there's a website and everything. It's the kind of place where there is only one grocery store, the air is breathable and poor Macaulay Culkin wouldn't have to worry about defending his home against idiotic burglars (unless they were raccoons). Ever since Corey promptly announced to her parents that she would one day be an actress she hasn't been taken seriously since. Despite their lack of excitement, she moved out to the big city of Vancouver after graduating from high school. Shortly after arriving, she was shocked to learn that the Skytrain didn't really operate in the sky and after searching for over 2 hours for platform 9 ¾ she woefully went home heartbroken. Aside from that, she is happily residing in a highly classified and secluded location (a "house" in a "neighborhood") with her trusty bodyguard (her "roommate") and her loyal husband ("a Johnny Depp poster"). When she is not in class practicing her craft of acting, she is most likely at the gym, prowling the sale racks for rejected shoes, or watching old movies. Her motivation is chocolate, a good pair of jeans and her determination to relentlessly pursue her wildest dreams and make her mark in this crazy industry. She is currently still searching Craigslist daily for the hopes of a job opportunity to be Wonder Woman.
